is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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