Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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