Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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