it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
