check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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