what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Rumble strips road head = magical
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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