I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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