Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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