He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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