how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You may now shotgun with the bride
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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