think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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