office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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