ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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