Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
