Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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