Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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