How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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