is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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