My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
