I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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