Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
