Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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