so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Of course I have a pirate flag
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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