In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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