i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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