so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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