i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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