So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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I need you to use more vowels.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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