Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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