Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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