I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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