I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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