How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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