so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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