Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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