did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish i was in the wii world.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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