Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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