I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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