ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
