if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude i'm inner monologue high
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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