I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Randomize