now i know why i became what i already was.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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