the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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