i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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