plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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