what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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