This house was built for laser tag.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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