Your tits are I can't wait for
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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