Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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