There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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