Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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