Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
