When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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