I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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