I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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