two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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