i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
