Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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